Kids can sniff out a moral. They can feel a heavy hand of an adult and it’s because their hearts are pure. Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life. Everything I buy smells vintage and funny. Maybe that’s why I can’t keep a girlfriend.
A nose that can see is worth two that sniff. Anyone can sniff a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke. I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. Sniffing glue won’t keep families together. The man who scratches his ass should not bite his fingernails.
A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy by they prefer to watch you die. A man’s best friend versus the undertakers’ best mate who’s trying to depopulate the earth.
No matter how good the hand soap smells, don’t walk out of a bathroom sniffing your fingers. Books smell nice and sometimes it’s okay to take a little sniff. But an extended sniff on that paperback for too long will have people looking at you like you’re insane. And they will be right!
Sniffing is like reading the morning newspaper for dogs. Like the herd of animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. A bad mood is like bad breath. Both are wrong to inflict on others. Hygiene is important, you have to smell good once a day at the very least.
I can smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly.
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