They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late. Better late than ugly. Late replies don’t exist. It’s called “not interested”. To people who reply late, if I wanted a reply from you after 2 days, I’d have sent a pigeon because ravens would get there early.
Just tell me when and where and I’ll be there 20 minutes late because I use African time. I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes, I have no idea why you do. I told you I’ll be there in five minutes…Stop calling me every half an hour!
I may always be late, but at least I’m consistent. Stay an extra hour at the office and no one bats an eyelid. Show up one hour late to the office and suddenly everyone is losing their minds. I always arrive late in all honesty, but I make up for it by leaving really early.
Lateness is expensive. Only poor people keep to time. Half the day I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half I wonder if it’s too early for margarita. The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out because you know their secrets.
I hate being late, but I’m so good at it. I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning. Putting bread in the toaster means you’re prepared for top outcomes; completely burnt toast or half done. It’s the same issue with setting up a microwave.
Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. I’m actually really sorry that I’m late, traffic was exactly how it has been every day for the past 5 years and I was not expecting that. My friend keeps talking about how her dad is late so I asked her to get him a stop watch.
Better late than nothing.
© Gottfried. All rights reserved.
Consistency is only a virtue when you’re consistently good. A clock that’s always twenty minutes slow isn’t reliable. It’s broken in a predictable way.
Consistently bad is even welcome 🤣
They say the best things take time. They don’t say the best things waste other people’s time. Being late isn’t “better than ugly.” It’s just ugly, only later.
Time is precious honestly
Apparently Lateness isn’t Genetic Mr Gottfried
As my Father’s High School Senior Quote and
His Identical Twin Brother’s Quote Seem to Indicate
As His Identical Twin Went With MacBeth’s
“I dare do all that may become a man;
Who dares do more is none”.
Whereas my Father Went With
“Don’t Do Today What You
Can Put Off until Tomorrow”
i suppose i’m Hybrid of both
As i was Rather Late in this Creativity
Play till Age 53 on the Other Hand Once
i Got Going i still Haven’t Stopped Yep You’ve
Heard the ‘Loyal Story’ Ad Nauseam 16.8 MiLLioN
Words of Longest EPiC Long Form Poem Writing in 158 Months
Yes As Of the Anniversary on October 18th, 2026 True Now here
At Least i’m a Bit Late Reporting it on October 19th in the Wee
Night Morning Hours Yet True i was Busy Accumulating even
more than 24,616 Miles of Public Dance in an All Day into the
Evening Sunday Dance reaching 158 Months for doing that on
October 26th, 2026
As the Beat Goes On
As the Moves Seemingly
Never End with the Words
Until Every Move Becomes
Holy Every Word Becomes
Sacred Dance and Song and Voila
A New Creation i am Putting all of this
Off Until age 53 Yet it wasn’t Planned it
Just Sort of Happened like the Wind of a Hurricane
Never Fathomed Before like the one We Had on October 9th
that without power and internet at Home has really set me behind
and Late
hehe still
catching up
as the Ocean continues
to Grow Deeper as i empty
Out the Boat of Being Late
Yep
Hybrid
i am with
SMiLes
It’s Never
to Late to
Begin and
Never end
now at Least hehe..:)
I read Macbeth 😅
A bit of Hyperbole
Mr Gottfried Yet
Where i’m From
No Macbeth’s in
School Just “Numbers 31”
From
A Violent
Book Enslaving
The Oppressed
Killing The Rest 👿
If books could oppress 😅
Yes Books only
Tools Depending
On Who Uses IT
The door to the soul
Doorway to the Soul
Leave tHE ART Open
SPiRiT RaDiaTinG Free 🙏
Oops i got ahead of myself make that only 16.7 MiLLioN Words…
Not enough really 🤭
In
Deed
Every Move
Holy Dance
Every Word
Sacred Song
Ironically Each
And Every Move
And Word Naked
Enough Whole
Complete
Eternally
Now i
Dance
And
Sing
The Flow
The Real
Feel of Heaven
Within
Hehe Yawn
Just Fumes of
Heaven the Form
Never Equals The Feel
Blessfully
Blissfully
With
SMiles
Essence
iBe
iAm☺️🙏🪔
Imma be like William!
Yep A
Pen is
All You Need
To Do “William
To Do
“Michael”
Takes Basketballs
📍
OH NO! “99
Luft Balloons” 🎈
Better late than ugly
No more way for ugly people 🙂↕️
It’s never too late to read this post! Nice one!
Tell everybody!
I don’t like people that arrive late
Better late than never 🙂↔️
You’d like us better if you slept in like the rest of us.
Hehehe true
Also when you’re late everyone knows your name. All the bosses attention is on you. You’re not a nameless drone. 🤣😎🙃
It could also secure you that much needed promotion because the boss only remembers your name 😅
One of your best of all times!
Okay this warms my heart ❤️
Grampa said, “If you’re gonna be late, be good and late.”
I’ll add that if you come in late, set the clock ahead and leave early.
It’s a yin/yang balance thing.
Grandpa is always right!