Prologue

~ Gottfried

This body of work is purely fictional. All names and illustrations are made up (“to make something up”, shame on you for hoping for an actual definition) solely for the purpose of your enjoyment.

If you are dark humor sensitive, I suggest you not patronize this content (full disclosure).

I’ve always thought I wasn’t much of a writer, in fact, I made a living off criticizing other’s work. And now I think (sink* In Jose’s voice) it’d be nice to give back to an ever giving society.

I mean seeing as all of you (yes you reading) have contributed a grand total of “nothing” to my life. (Can’t blame Drake for only loving his bed and mom now can you?)

P.S. Your disappointments are primarily your cup of tea! And no, this is especially not what I have been up to! (My English teacher somewhere rolling in her grave as I begin a sentence with “And”)

I’d have used a lot of emoticons to embellish the body of work but you already know I won’t.

Make writers great again.

© Gottfried. All rights reserved.

230 thoughts on “Prologue”

  3. You definitely have a lot of fans. I see. Keep blogging kid. Your work is amazingly hilarious. Yes I admit it. You got the talent you smart witted sadist. 🌸✌

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      1. Yes I did and grandpa too.😂😂You don’t have a control over your age😛. The pleasure is all mine. You have a great day ☺

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  7. “I mean seeing as all of you (yes you reading) have contributed a grand total of “nothing” to my life.” I read it till “grand” and was like this is so sweet of you…but the next line made me laugh so hard..🤣 Tbh I am a lover of dark humour. If it’s possible can you write more?

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