This body of work is purely fictional. All names and illustrations are made up (“to make something up”, shame on you for hoping for an actual definition) solely for the purpose of your enjoyment.
If you are dark humor sensitive, I suggest you not patronize this content (full disclosure).
I’ve always thought I wasn’t much of a writer, in fact, I made a living off criticizing other’s work. And now I think (sink* In Jose’s voice) it’d be nice to give back to an ever giving society.
I mean seeing as all of you (yes you reading) have contributed a grand total of “nothing” to my life. (Can’t blame Drake for only loving his bed and mom now can you?)
P.S. Your disappointments are primarily your cup of tea! And no, this is especially not what I have been up to! (My English teacher somewhere rolling in her grave as I begin a sentence with “And”)
I’d have used a lot of emoticons to embellish the body of work but you already know I won’t.
Make writers great again.
Β© Gottfried. All rights reserved.
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Is this the first one? π€ Lol. Yeay! I made it.
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Haha, you did great
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You definitely have a lot of fans. I see. Keep blogging kid. Your work is amazingly hilarious. Yes I admit it. You got the talent you smart witted sadist. πΈβ
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She called me kid. So much for engaging. Have a lovely day you. π
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Yes I did and grandpa too.ππYou don’t have a control over your ageπ. The pleasure is all mine. You have a great day βΊ
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And you too β€
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Yeah… Make Writers Great Again!
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Haha, how’d you get there
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Hahahaha… I rode on a sperm whale like Aquaman.
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Haha, no shit π
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Yes o… Maybe i will ride on the Kraken on my way back!
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Release the kraken! π
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And annoy Aquaman? Nah! Don’t want anyone bringing the wrath of the seven seas down my sorry ass!
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Haha, fairs
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i don’t understand…?
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Don’t worry about it sweetheart βΊοΈ
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no i’m genuinely confused!
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It’s an old post π
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aaaaah, okay.
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Yes love
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it’s like we’re having a weird sort of emoji spam contest or something…
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Lmao this is all you btw. Didn’t want to leave you hanging. Just like this comment and leave it at that. π
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no wait did i offend you or something?
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Oh no not at all. I was enjoying the exchange. β€οΈ
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same!
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Good. Now have a lovely day
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you too!
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Oh wait, this is an old post? Now, even I’m confused!
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I resurrect posts every now and then
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howw? it’s very confusing!
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I just change the dates and make it seem like I wrote them today.
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haha smart
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Lol π
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Great idea for changing old-post date and making it seem like todayβs post!
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No shit Sherlock Holmes
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“Your disappointments are your cup of tea.” I think that’s very good, very positive. Really. We have to enjoy them, because then what?
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Haha, you don’t have a choice I guess
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βI mean seeing as all of you (yes you reading) have contributed a grand total of βnothingβ to my life.β I read it till βgrandβ and was like this is so sweet of you…but the next line made me laugh so hard..π€£ Tbh I am a lover of dark humour. If itβs possible can you write more?
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I will definitely write some more. Thanks, glad you loved it π
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Well that was an incredible tease… canβt wait!
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haha, you’re welcome Beck π
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Perfecto!
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Gotcha π
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You got me when you mentioned Drake loving his bed and his mum π, you may be somewhat of a comedian π
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Haha, I may be
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Can I ask where your sense of humour comes from? Are you British? π
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It comes from my mom. Nah I’m not british
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I can only imagine a room with both you and your Mom – youβll get folks running to the restrooms! What a DNA gift!!
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Itβs a sight to behold
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No doubt about that blessings to her
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Amen π
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