JOAQUÍN ARCHIVALDO GUZMÁN LOERA nicknamed “El Chapo” meaning “shorty” by his friends. The second most powerful man in Mexico, only behind Carlos Slim. He started a marijuana farm at the tender age of 15😂. Two years later, he was driven out of his home, by his father.
At the age of 30, he did what many people today consider unconventional. He kidnapped and had sexual relations with a woman he claimed to love.
Estella in recounting the experience said it was the most romantic and daring step any man had taken, to prove his love for her. They eventually got married 😅.
He is the only convicted criminal to have broken out of a Federal Prison, TWICE! It won’t be any surprise if he inspired the TV Crime Fiction series, “Prison Break“😁.
Take a bow El Chapo, the true definition of a grass to grace. Dude literally started by selling grass😁.
© Gottfried. All rights reserved.
Banter Republic 
Pretty sure he won’t be escaping again.
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Haha fingers crossed
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Guess what! He is on Netflix for 3 seasons! Oh mine… Ok he is on my to-watch list now.😎
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Haha, he is? I should definitely check it out 😁
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I was conceived during a kidnapping to have sex with loved woman 😀
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Haha, what in the world? Say this again, but slowly
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ok. my father kidnapped my mother to escape together (they were in love). during their escape I was conceived. at this point they were given consent to marry. 🥰
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Wow, this is crazy
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sure, me too, 😐🙃
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Course you’re crazy
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…and probably went to inspire many more Mexican Cartel movies I bet. Imagine being a farmer at the age of 15…….but no selling any meat, fruit or veg……….or milking cows for that reason…(no offense vegans)
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Haha, probably did.
The vegans will forgive you, I hope 😁
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Lol 😆 I’m only a vegan bc my body wants me to be, but I forgive anyways! Lol 😂
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haha, isn’t that great
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What a love story. Melted my heart 😂😂
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A better love story than twilight 😁
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Yup , atleast he didn’t sparkle😂😂
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You’re cracking me up 😂😂😂
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* runs and gets super glue *
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I think paper tape will do 😁
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I don’t have that.
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Alright, but glue properly. We don’t want my intestines falling out 😔
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That’d be tragic⚠️💔💔
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Ikr 😁
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He should be an inspiration.😁
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Haha, finally a positive comment 😂
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Really? 😂
I am surprised.
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Legends don’t get there props anymore 😁
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That is correct.
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😁😁
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You are trying to make him hero!!! Too bad….
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It’s literally how his followers are brainwashed. This is satire 😅
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Still don’t feel it is funny….
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Okay Nabeela 😔
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Is this for likes or for more followers ???
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No it’s not Nabeela 😇
If you scroll up in the comments a bit, you’ll find the answers you’re looking for.
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I don’t want to give importance to such people…. May be you don’t like it…. But it is my opinion….
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Your opinion has been heard Nabeela 😅
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Thank you….
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You’re welcome
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Ouch
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😔
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😶😥
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It’ll be alright!
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How is it Shruti???
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As in? I’m afraid I don’t quite understand you
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You can ask me honestly….
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Time out! 😄
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Where is Shruti ???
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Was that a burnt offering from you? 😄
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Are you trying to influence that little girl ??? She is an amazing person….
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Who me? God no
She’s not ‘an’ amazing person, she’s the amazing person! 😄
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Now you started teaching ??? Well, no one will ever get a teacher like you….!!!
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Haha, I’m pulling your legs!
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😵😵😲😲😲this is too much 🤡💀💀
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I’m on your side 😅
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That’s a partyyyyy🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Haha yunno ☺️
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Buhuhuhuhu 😭😭…. Nabeela you’re too kind💙💙
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😅
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Disappear! 👻
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Poof 🌚
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😹😹😹😹😹
Dude , you’re something else 🙈
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Forgive me 😅
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✋✋✋✋
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✋✋
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Ha ha….
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😅
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Bwahaha🤡🤡🤡
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Get a room you two 🙉
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Shut up😂😂😂
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😂😂😂
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You’re the one who needs to get a room 😂😂😂✋
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To get away from you 😁
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Hardy har har…you’ll regret it👹
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Is there anything I don’t regret? 😅
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Sorry sir , won’t bother you👻
* bow *
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😥😅
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😁🤗
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My last two brain cells are not working Nabeela😭😭
Someone help!
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That was too much honesty….
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Honesty amongst friends is healthy 😄
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Where is the post “Alternative Facts” ???
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It’s right here! You’re in it!
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😄😄😄😄
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What did I miss? Monday?
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Haha, so I have a bad habit of resurrecting some of my old posts. Nothing to see here 🤗
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So we’re getting a new post tomorrow? Aren’t we?🙄
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I mean, if you ask nicely 😅
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WE WANT BANTER!! WE WANT BANTER!! 😂
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I’m going to call the cops on you if you don’t keep it quiet 😂😂😂😂😂
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We Deserve Banter!! We deserve Banter!! 😂😂 You can NOT suppress my voice!! 😂😂
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Haha, this guy 😂😂😂😂
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Where? Is it the cop?
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You’re spending the night in county jail 😅
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No way!😂
But, do we get a post tomorrow?😂
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I’m afraid so. Don’t want people at my house with torches 😁
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It’s past midnight which makes it Monday. I found no new post. 😂 So when?
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Haha, you have to wait till it hits your timezone 😂😂😂
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You were late Gottfried honey 👻💀
Open the door now! Time’s up!
*swings torch around*
💀💀
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It’s up, go and check 😅
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Still….you surely don’t expect me to pass up on the opportunity to torch you? 😈👻☠️💀
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I beseech thee milady, show some empathy upon ye poor lover 😄
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I’ll cut you some slack ✋👍
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You’re a dime 🤗
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Great post, Gottfried. I should be on a look out for his movie🤣🤣
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I wonder what actress will be willing to play the role of Estella
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I also can’t tell who?
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I’ll need to give it some thought 😅
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Yeah! Sure!
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I think Doraemon will be perfect for that role……..😂😂
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Not the blue robotic cat 😅
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Def the blue robotic cat 😂😂😂🤣
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😂😂😂
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