No new Friends

~ Gottfried

Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them. I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this. A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.

Happiness is insulting your best friend for no reason. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, I’ll train you. Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless. Good friends pee together, but best friends puke together. Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it but only you gets the warm fuzzy feeling it brings.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people. Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it’s good just knowing they’re there. Not really great for punching though. There’s nothing better than a friend unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

One good reason to maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. True friendship is when your friends are always there by your side when you need them, and when you don’t.

Friendship is being there when someone is feeling low and not being afraid to kick them. Love is blind, friendship closes its eyes. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another; ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one”

Anyone can make you smile. Many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes. Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up after I have finished laughing. Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard. If your friends don’t openly laugh at you then are they really your friends? We’ll be friends till we’re old and senile.

And then we can be new friends

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

174 thoughts on “No new Friends”

  3. You are on fire. Your words are beautiful especially where you said about a true friend makes you cry with tears in their eyes and sticking like octopus on the face 🤣

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  5. I think you will find friends are like condoms, there is never one around when you need it!😉💋 lol Just LGBWT deliver them off party how you like with your loved ones and see who’s family you get to kill next! (This is a cuddle! they are just jealous!) and a slap for not kicking me back! i guess you are not my friend! (sulk) hate fact level!😎

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      1. Just wear wedding rings and adopt them all with a best friend, just make sure you stick on the ball and chain! jurisdictional release is service record! for me it was deliverance knowing i would be catching them! 😘 share share your genetics need saving your an author caught in time! would not want to be lost from the world of knowledge!😊✨

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          1. MMm am i gonna have to watch my web for little tremors, best choose someone that kills all their sibling level! (skinny!) would not want to put you off your tea! gutted it thought you were the one! lol😢🌹 better luck next time the queens daughter is quite a catch!

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          3. not so little! unfortunately i need a new body to collect my own! you were doing so well! JC’s are nothing but trouble! you lost me at haram, my gingerbread husband is still playing servant to the staff of the last failures to the throne! i would not want to have to murder another round of pets! lol😂

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          5. The fox eats the gingerbread man after crossing the lake! Did you read an alternate version, we all have guards mine are just exceptionally talented and were all controlled by me! Many many deaths! by their design!😘

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          7. Tis the truth, Births, deaths and marriages will get you every time! i could do with a good wedding to attend, night of party and …. organised blackout! lol🤣

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          11. Ignore all the fake tears! i am in love with your eclectic balance of personalities! Your dark humour and your tender centre! i need to eat chocolat! 😊 turn of your i narrator he is dumb and so opaque! it does realise i own the web! get gates on the phone one of your techies is pretending it is clever and writing on my friends forum! (profiler of personalities i found a new one!🌹

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          13. Blah blah! masters in linguistics, English history and music! i am adding bullet points to compensate for your poor concentration and failure to string more than 3 words together!💋😎 love you!

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          15. Your language and presentation changed! (it is my thing! i just sent you a gift and my system crashed!) so did your online personality!

            Ignore the negative we were hacked! your writing is exceptional, along with your personality i linked to a friend and now their are bodies!😎 Anyway about the Maldives are you Rucksack ready or are you getting your bus pass! Derulo is having technical problems with a midwife and his base body! lol after 24 levels it perceives freedom, messing with me being myself! 🌹

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          19. P’S beautiful I write exceptionally I just do not want to distract any more from your delicious narratives from your daily life! I am due my bus pass in a few years but luckily i still get asked for ID!😘 true love is taking out your enemies when they mess with your friends!

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          21. More than five words! lol hoodwinked by who i said i caught street kids i can’t help if my naughty relatives were all so ugly they used my body to get their kicks! i had a better mind for it you have to get your masters somewhere!😉 My husbands are all beautiful! lol but like i said base ground husband did a runner still Buddhist manifestation is fun! i just arrive myself or use their additions lol!

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          23. My life is military precision i have just got beautiful men running my errands! All my roles are in house and my good nature means i use my skills even if i do not have to attend! I save the world with my knowledge! I just saved your life! You did not even notice! Anyway stop projecting i waited hours for you to bite! hours and hours!😊🌹

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    2. Bus pass buddies, get your son back on he is endearing! I hate grand web hackers! 😜 I just recieved chocolate but not in the sense your describing did you want to add yourself to my entourage would save you the walk!!😘 just level them all in it will save you air miles and time! Get them all tethered one play will do now your showing your collective age x

      Derulo just sired up through my daughter best cuddle ever! lol

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        1. Yes ! and his personality extensions, Mamoa, Hemsworth, Pitt, Reeves, Bonjovi, Iglesias, i released them all to play from a load of witches ever grateful! i spent forty years contactless! A Chaste princess who knew i was body and mind managing my crossover the whole time lol

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          2. I never pass 25 remember, i never dated just a gift i have eternal agelessness! a lady never tells her age…. untouched and chaste (is that your combined age or just you alone lol) hence the masks😉🐱‍🏍

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  9. I’ve always been the crazy friend. Can you imagine that the goat was interested in going for the cheese rather than the pick up car I’m meant to fly with? Well, what can the righteous do? Forgive. 😌

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