How You Know She’s The One

~ Gottfried

The right girl will make you want to do all the romantic things you said you’d never do. Like go for photo shoots and wear matching Pj’s. You know, lame stuff. Before you marry her, first make her use a computer with slow internet. You’ll see who she really is.

If she gives you strength and makes you weak at the same time. She’s not the one. She’s the only one. Loving her is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up in X-rays, but you know it’s there. In a room full of women, she’s the only one you see. Because you’re colour blind.

She’s completely unexplainable. You think she’s a good girl but when you get to know her, she’s everything. She’s crazy, funny, honest and you will never know what she will do next. So every time she comes over, you do the right thing and hide all your valuables.

Guys always make girls cry, but if a girl can make a guy cry, she must really mean something to him. Men never feel sorry about cheating, so if he’s crying, it must count for something. He’s sorry he got caught. Nothing to do with cheating. She’s a real one if she takes you back after cheating.

She’s a keeper. I mean, if she plays football and stays between the goalposts, you’ve probably lucked out. Studies show 1 in 10 women can watch a football match from start to finish. Too bad you didn’t keep her. Now she will be with a man that really knows how to treat her.

She’s the one that turns my world upside down. I would do anything for her because she means everything to me. I don’t know where I’d be left without her. Not you silly, my mom. I’ve always been a better man with her, than I was without her. I used to eat healthy now look. No veggies in my diet!

She will know all the right things to say, what makes you laugh, what turns you on, what drives you wild and best of all, you will do for her exactly what she does for you. About three times a week, until she becomes tired…

then she’s not the one, so you resume your futile search.

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198 thoughts on “How You Know She’s The One”

  5. I better not meet that girl that would make me wear matching pj’s and do very silly stuffs, after all my hard guy hard guy… What excuse would I give my guys 😩

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  9. men fickle, simple as if they worship their mother ditch them, the women that spent twenty years giving everything to your sisters! Letting you play in the street swamp and you still idolise her! Let them marry their mother as for your rotational…the one if his 174 points take him out to play somewhere else kill them by eye! When he has been triaged within an inch of his life at the cleaners then bring him back! you all collect you ids rubbish anyone! i am looking for a hot passionate diamond! know anyone…..lol judicial remap his lack of presence means my rings are still fluid! 😋 🍑

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      1. depends on whether they were seminate set or malisciously delivered most pups cannot see the wood from the trees! i took in all mothers wives and sisters as weight! saved on hospital trips for the kids! lol

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          1. it was births, now they are too busy dodging, mallets a bolts of lightening, NHS was my filterring for bad demons under jurisdiction! Now they are trying to claw back funds after being cut off for negative actions! all run by charity it is a never ending filter of finance if they are behaving! i send them bodies which is also acceptable, especially those who jumped gates through birth!

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          1. Its okay. Time we face the harsh reality 🤧

            Its been a loooooong while since I’ve read any of your posts! Kinda missed them tbh ☺

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