How to Truly Relax

The best time to relax is the time when you don’t have the time for it. Late for work? Get a few more hours sleep under your belt, you’ve earned it. Let’s face it, you’re already late. The best you can do is show up and be alert for the rest of the day. Start by doing more things that make you forget to check your phone.

Relax. It’s a healthy choice. Work hard at relaxing and feeling good. As long as you continue to provide happiness, you will live for as long as you don’t encounter a drunk driver on the freeway. I can’t wait for the day I retire. After retirement, everyday becomes a Saturday. Bliss.

Relax. Nothing is in control. Take time to do what makes your soul happy. I’m talking relaxing stuff like find an insect and slowly tear it apart like the proper psycho that you are. Or catch a rodent and electrocute it. You have all the ideas, I’m just suggesting.

Relax like your life depends on it. Spoiler alert, it actually does. I’m on a very tight schedule of not getting anything done. Just relax and accept the crazy. I love places that make you realize how tiny you and your problems are. Every time I’m on a flight, I realize we really overestimate our problems.

Relax. Do nothing. Sometimes I just want to lie on the floor and do nothing. Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday. I love that for me. It’s the consistency for me. How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward.

Relax. Stop thinking. If being in my pajamas by 7pm is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. A calm mind brings inner strength and self confidence making it very important for good health. Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. I’m not lazy. I’m just very very relaxed.

Relax, we’re all crazy. It’s not a competition. I hate when people tell me to relax. First of all, it’s my job to do that. Second of, if it was that easy, don’t you think I’d have done it already? You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens.

Zukwanu ike!

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138 thoughts on “How to Truly Relax

  1. Hehe i’ve Literally
    Made A Lifelong
    Art of Relaxing
    Now Hehe Need
    i Dance And Sing More
    Every Move Holy Dance
    Every Word Sacred Song

    Hehe it Matters Not it
    All Feels Great So i Do
    It All With No Haste Just
    Waves on the Ocean Gently
    Falling Rising Nothing New Under
    The Sun Other Than Ocean Naked Enough
    Whole Complete me Just Water And Air As True i Shine

    ThiS Way WiTHiN No Matter Weather or SeASoNS It’s Always
    FiVE O’-Clock Getting Off-Time When i Truly LiVE And BREaTHE
    LiFE iN Effortless FLoWinG Ease Just Inhaling Peace ExhalinG LoVE For

    Another Great
    Work of Read Hehe..;)

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                  1. SMiles i’ve Come
                    To An Age WHere
                    Reality is More
                    Amazing Than
                    Any Movie
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                    It’s Like A Beer Now
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                    Down Paradise
                    When Oz Is
                    Real And The
                    Wizard And
                    Emperor
                    Require
                    No Clothes
                    To Play Naked
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                    Would Have
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                    Spent Wearing
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                    Dancing Doing
                    Neo, The Architect,
                    And The Oracle For Real
                    In No Necessary “Order”

                    Hehe
                    i No Longer
                    Enjoy “Representations”
                    Of Reality Feels too Much
                    Like Paying A Stripper

                    For A Show
                    When it’s
                    Free For Real🏝🕺

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  2. ‘I’m not lazy. I’m just very very relaxed.’ I looooooovvvvvvee this one. I feel like I’ve finally found a post that says exactly what I want to hear 😂. Great advice, Thank you!

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