The best time to relax is the time when you don’t have the time for it. Late for work? Get a few more hours sleep under your belt, you’ve earned it. Let’s face it, you’re already late. The best you can do is show up and be alert for the rest of the day. Start by doing more things that make you forget to check your phone.
Relax. It’s a healthy choice. Work hard at relaxing and feeling good. As long as you continue to provide happiness, you will live for as long as you don’t encounter a drunk driver on the freeway. I can’t wait for the day I retire. After retirement, everyday becomes a Saturday. Bliss.
Relax. Nothing is in control. Take time to do what makes your soul happy. I’m talking relaxing stuff like find an insect and slowly tear it apart like the proper psycho that you are. Or catch a rodent and electrocute it. You have all the ideas, I’m just suggesting.
Relax like your life depends on it. Spoiler alert, it actually does. I’m on a very tight schedule of not getting anything done. Just relax and accept the crazy. I love places that make you realize how tiny you and your problems are. Every time I’m on a flight, I realize we really overestimate our problems.
Relax. Do nothing. Sometimes I just want to lie on the floor and do nothing. Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday. I love that for me. It’s the consistency for me. How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward.
Relax. Stop thinking. If being in my pajamas by 7pm is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. A calm mind brings inner strength and self confidence making it very important for good health. Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. I’m not lazy. I’m just very very relaxed.
Relax, we’re all crazy. It’s not a competition. I hate when people tell me to relax. First of all, it’s my job to do that. Second of, if it was that easy, don’t you think I’d have done it already? You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens.
Zukwanu ike!
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Late for work? Get a few more hours sleep under your belt
This is my take home
Better worry about your “take home salary”
Did you not leave home to feed home?
I’m talking relaxing stuff like find an insect and slowly tear it apart like the proper psycho that you are.
Thankyouu for the reminder, I have forgotten how relaxing this is 😂😂😂😂😂
haha, the amount of control you feel in that moment 😂
😂 😂 😂 I tell you, I knew we were all big mad when when we used to catch grasshoppers, pull off their legs and and wings then force feed them grass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao such cruelty that can only be traced to the fall of man 😂
At this rate, it’s like man was destined to fall 😂😂😂
From the get go 🤣
😂 😂 😂 I swear. Kids are supposed to be innocent and naive. But some neighbour’s kid threw their cat in a tank of water and after failing to drown it swung it around and threw it against a brick wall. Poor thing lost 8 out of its nine lives 😂😂😂, that’s a kid who hasn’t even gone to school! 😂😂And you want to tell me we were meant to survive and thrive in the garden? Issa lie 😂, scam
haha, wow that’s crazy!
😂 😂 😂 Still gives me the creeps,trauma unlimited. I am concerned about the kids he’ll go to school with 😂
That’s not your headache 🤭
Pick your battles 🤣
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I really should eh?
Let God be God 😌
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Reminds me of a Swahili song that says the same. Always made me wonder if anyone ever suggested an alternative 😂😂😂😂
Haha, it’s also big here when I’m from
😂 😂 These artistes think too much, they must have two brains while we have one, just like writers, like you 😅
A lot of their ideas are not original but when it hits, it hits bigly
On G 😂
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Is it my app, or do you have issues commenting too? 🤔I have to totally stop and try after like an hour or longer
Oh, I had no idea. My bad 😥
Nah, I think the app is glitching as a whole smh 🤦🏿♂️
It’s messed up
Very, it’s annoying because it is the go to for alot of people. You’d think they’d put effort to make it better
Lol humans will never put effort
Truly, sometimes not even with a gun pointed to the back of they heads, smh
It’s easier to just relax and let things go
Lol
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let’s trade places for a while. I like the sound of this Gottfried. ❤️
I wish I was relaxing 😌
How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward.
I just want to relax and be takenkiaruf
Haha, this is what we look forward to!
“It’s the consistency for me.” Lol! Thank you for this, I’m finally embracing my relaxed self.
Haha, that’s what’s important!
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Concerning problems, I just would like to add what the Queen Elisabeth II said to her people during the Covid pandemy “Stop complaining, there are much worse situation and I promiss you that the day will come when you can see your family and friends again.”
Aptly put 🗣
No way! You’re a crack head. What in the world is this post ? 🤣🤣
haha, I love you too baby!
Not lazy at all. If only people can see the effort I put into relaxing. 😌
It’s a lot of effort imo
I love this post!
Thank you 😌