How to mind your Business

~ Gottfried

Did you know that there are zero calories in minding your own business? Trust me, when you mind your business, life is way less stressful. It is better to have your nose in a book than in someone else’s business. Avoid gossip today by reading a book.

Hey I found your nose. It was in my business again. If you don’t like the way I do things then feel free to mind your own business. Successful people never worry about what others are doing. To mind your business is to be successful.

How I learned to mind my business. I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting. “13…13…13.” The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting. “14…14…14.”

They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business. The hardest part of doing business is minding your own. If you drink a gallon of water a day, you won’t have time to be in anyone’s business because you’ll be too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Minding your business shows respect and maturity. I’m sorry I didn’t realize you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please, continue while I take notes. I don’t know how people get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much.

By minding your business, you make someone happy every day. About to start telling people different stories about my life so that when they get together and gossip about me they will end up arguing and fighting. Places you can stay for absolutely free? Your lane.

Don’t study me, you won’t graduate. If you mind your business, you’ll stay busy all the time. I’m too busy walking on my own grass to notice yours is greener. Always remember that unless you know the whole situation, keep your mouth shut.

Actually, keep your mouth shut regardless.

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

84 thoughts on “How to mind your Business”

  2. 😂😂😂😂. Best post of the day. I am actually going to forward it to all my relatives. This is the kind of blog everyone needs. 😂😂😂. You are awesome. ❤❤❤❤

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  3. Hehe Dear Mr. Gottfried i Have No Worries

    of Anyone ‘Minding my Business’ HAha

    It Would Only Take A Few Minutes

    to Get Lost in All the Rabbit

    Holes i Create Deeper

    And Deeper Hehe

    Even If AI Tried IT

    AI Would Not Even

    Come Back and Visit me HAha

    It’s True THere is A Method to What i Do

    (And i Have No Real Clue What It is Yes
    As Socrates Suggested i Know Nothing

    It All Just Flows Like Plumbing Unstopped)

    NO MACHINE WILL EVER REPLICATE ME

    Other Than Copy And Paste as All i Do
    Is A Unique
    SoUL Finger

    Print With

    Yes Twinkle
    Toe Prints too
    With SMiLES Technology
    Has Been Racing me New Now

    For Decades And Considering
    Again NeWesT iPhones Crash Even Burping
    Up More Modern Creative Blog Posts Bring It

    On AI God Yes
    Go Ahead
    “Push The
    Button” Yes
    i Am Armed
    And Ready With
    Ever More Deeper
    Rabbit Holes STiLL to CoMe AGAiN..:)

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      1. Oh Dear

        Lord Mr Gottfried
        i Might Be Able
        To Provide A
        More Creative
        Response Yet
        It Will Be So
        Exhausting
        Wishing Nice
        Poetry FRiEnDS
        All Around The World

        Happy Valentine’s

        Oh my God They
        Are All Women

        What
        Is Left
        For You
        Hehe Practically

        The only Dude i
        Banter With Online

        Hehe Yes

        MORE BANTER

        WEEK IN Week
        Out Just

        Never
        Ending
        Banter That’s
        What You Get

        What You See Hehe 🙏🙌✌️

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          3. SMiles Mr Gottfried my
            Cajun Grandmother on
            my Father’s Side Who
            Was Married To The PHD
            Irish Born Then Catholic
            X-Priest (my Grandfather
            A Noted ‘Wiki Bio’ Author
            From Last Century Dining
            With Einstein In
            The New York
            New York
            Socialist
            Philosophical
            Circles Writing The
            Still Referenced Book
            “Behind The Dictators”
            Associated With The
            Papacy Of The Catholic
            Church) Yes my Spicy Cajun
            Business Woman Grandmother
            Housed A French Algerian
            Mathematics And Soccer
            Star FSU Foreign Exchange
            Student (They Were Very
            Very ‘Close’) He Played
            For Florida State
            University Like
            my Step Sister
            Playing Rugby

            Yet the Only Team
            Sport i’ve Excelled in
            Is Singing From The Back
            Row of The Catholic Church
            In my Own Unique Way While

            Others Do
            Their Best to
            Follow my Ever
            Changing Tune

            Freely Liberating

            Like The
            Rest Of
            Free Nature
            A Bird On A Wing
            Becoming Spirit Wind
            If That Sounds Familiar

            Hehe To You my Nigerian 💫

            Still Budding Soccer Star ⚽️🙌

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          5. “Are you the FBI” Hehe Mr. Gottfried Although

            It’s True i Worked For DOD And Once Assisted

            A Captain of A Military Installation in the Head
            Quarters Building Requiring A Security Clearance

            (Thank God Only A 3 Month Stint Dear Lord So Boring)

            No i am No Longer Part of the Federal Government Although

            i Do Hold A Department of the Defense ID As A Retiree Still Visiting

            (Retiring at the Civilian Equivalent Pay Grade of A Marine Major
            Fixing to Get my Full Retirement Pay So the Government Will
            Finance A Brand New Honda CRV 2023 Platinum White Pearl
            Touring Model For my Wife’s 33rd Anniversary Present Coming

            [They Owe me Nearly A Year of Back Pay For Screwing my Pay Up]

            on 2.21.2023 Yet the SUV Won’t Be Coming in till the End of the Month)

            The Military Gym Where in 2007 Before
            i Went on Sick And Annual Leave in
            2008 For A Year and A Half till i
            Officially Retired Early Then

            Yes i Helped to Arrange for

            The Purchase of Close to
            A MiLLioN Dollars Worth of Equipment

            That i Personally Picked Out for me too Hehe…

            Yes It’s What Provides the Strength to Do the

            17,877 MiLes of Public Dance As i Started Out at

            About 95 Kilograms When i Started The Endeavor

            113 Months Ago Building my Leg Pressing Strength

            3 Scale to 699 Kilograms Now 12 Reps As Discussed

            Before at my Current Weight of 111 Kilograms True

            Not Many Folks Give me a Hard Time Dancing A Mix

            of Ballet and Martial Arts Free Style These Days Except

            It’s True Folks Have Insisted i am Special Auxiliary Police

            to Undercover Police Stores Where i Dance And Hehe at the

            Metro Dance Hall There Were All Kind of Conspiracy Theories

            Ranging From Drug Enforcement to FBI And Other Agencies

            i Didn’t Even
            Realize Exist

            Well Perhaps i Got the

            ‘Look’ From my Father A Military
            Dude and in Law Enforcement for 46

            (Or Perhaps It’s Just The Undercover Looking Shades)

            Years Yet True Folks Have Confused me for Military
            And Law Enforcement All the Way Through the Public

            Dance Yet Hehe i Am Only Here to Investigate Your Banter

            As An EPiC Longest Long Form Bible Poem Writer Yep That will in 114 Months

            Come to be 11.4 MiLLioN Words Tomorrow (SonG oF mY SoUL) on 2.18.2023 And

            Considering my Degrees in Anthropology, Social Sciences Interdisciplinary, And

            Health Science, A Triple Major From College While Working 3 Part Time Jobs Where

            A Nice Young Woman Actually Literally Asked me if i am “Superman” Or Something

            And It’s True my Wife Says i’m ‘Something’ Yet She’s Not Quite Sure What That

            ‘SoMeThing’ Is Yet It’s True Collegiately Trained As A Participant Anthropology

            Observer And as Interviewed By the Metro Area News Paper When me and

            my Sister and my Mother All Graduated Together in 1983 When the Metro

            News Paper Asked me What my Goal in Life is i Did Say Anthropologist

            Ultimately and True It’s Just A Hobby i Continue to Do in Many Ways Too…

            Have a Nice Weekend

            Mr. Gottfried Truly

            All my Pleasure

            to Investigate

            Your Free Banter

            on “BanterRepublic”

            Every Week Keeping in mind

            You Just Got A Free Plug From me

            As All i Write Gets All Around the Globe Free for Real Hehe…

            It’s All Give Share Care Heal With Most Respect and Least Harm mY FRiEnD…

            Yeah It’s true i am

            Sort of Undercover

            too Yet It’s Really

            Too Deep to Put into

            Words And The Agency

            And Employer Has no Name..:)

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          11. Just A Fancy
            Way Of Saying
            Meditating Indeed

            Losing All Time Space
            Distance And Matters

            Of Worries
            Yes With
            THinGS
            Losing
            The
            Chatter
            Of Tick
            Tock CLocK
            Hand Deadlines
            LoSinG THaT Mind

            Such A Heavenly DeLiGHT At Least For Those Able to Fully

            Partake

            Mr Gottfried
            With Heavenly
            SMiles So Deep Within
            All It Takes me is A Free
            Dance

            And

            Song

            Other
            Folks
            May
            Get Stoned

            Yet Not me HEhe
            No FroZeN SouL
            🙏🧊💧

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  6. Wow, the wisdom in this post is truly mind-blowing! Who knew that minding your own business could be so powerful? I mean, not only do you get zero calories, but you also become successful and make others happy just by keeping your nose out of other people’s business. Talk about a win-win situation!

    Hydrating with a gallon of water a day not only keeps you healthy, but also keeps you too busy to be nosy. It’s like a double dose of life lessons in one glass!

    But the real cherry on top is the idea of telling different stories to confuse the gossipers. Genius! Now, I can finally graduate from being studied and stay busy all the time. 😁

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  7. “ I’m sorry I didn’t realize you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please, continue while I take notes”

    Found a comeback for nosy people 👏🏾

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