When people hurt you over and over again, think of them as sandpaper. They scratch and hurt you, but later you will be shining and polished. While they end up useless. Being sad is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It just messes with your mind and steals your happiness.
I’m so bored of being bored. Because being bored is really boring. It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. Now wonder no one wants to hang out with you. So you bury yourself in the fridge and make food your companion. Get some real friends, foodie!
The most dangerous disease in the world right now is called idiotitis. It causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands have already been affected. It is also said to be highly contagious. Your best defense is to slap the infected and run for your life.
Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation is going to be epic! Sometimes I wish I could write “I miss you” on a rock and hit you in the face with it so you know how much it hurts to miss someone. That way you never forget how it feels.
I made it through yet another week without beating anyone up with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving. I didn’t say I would be nice, I said I would try…it was too hard. Life is just like that sometimes. I’m here hoping for a unicorn, only to receive a goat.
Here’s a challenge for you. Only a genius can say these four words four times without getting tongue twisted. Are you ready? Let’s go. EYE, YAM, STEW, PEED. Congratulations, you’re a genius. I’m really proud of you. Honestly. And if people are talking behind your back…
Then just fart!
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“Baby, although I chose this lonely life
It seems it’s strangling me now
All the wild men, big cigars, gigantic cars
They’re all laughing at me now
Oh, I’ve been used (ooh-ooh)
I’ve been a fool, oh, what a fool
I broke all the rules, oh yeah
But I must let the show go on”
SMiLes Mr Gottfried Some Words
Above by “Three Dog Night” As That
Relates to a Real Fool’s “Show Must Go On”
To The Depths of Failure Even More Yep “Despicable
me” They Continue to Come And Go Just Another ‘Nero’
Revealing indeed “Setting Rome on Fire” AS Such then or
Now Same Old Dam Phrases (Archetypes) and Characters only
the Names Change Yet at Least an “OrBan” Will Concede Defeat No longer
The “ViKToR” hehe key as Always Not Much Difference in the Hero and the
Villain Both Break Rules One For Empathy and Compassion that will Not Separate Its Self
Now For the Abused and the Oppressed the Other With little to no Empathy or Compassion
Except for
Selfish Greed
in Authoritarian
Ways Particularly
Evident after Human
Pandemics Both Virus
And Human Ignorance
Harming Raping Maiming
And Killing Most in Despicable Ways
Where the Only Separation Tween Leader
And Follower is Eventual Fall For Without Empathy
And Compassion the Human Species Always Eventually
Falls
Falls
FailS iNDeeD
Endless Pitts
No Well of Water
No Blood Streaming Love
No Body of Peace iNdeed
Just Dead
Communion
of Humanity In Deed
Alas Change Remains
DarK Brings LiGHT Yep
Star Wars Wins LoVE iN Peace True
While Others Were Busy Circlin’ the Moon
Wishin’
For Mars
FAiLinG the
GReaTesT Gift
Home Indeed
“Despicable me”
A New Day Dawns
Morning no Longer Broken..:)
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